||[Dec. 24th, 2002|12:15 pm]
Oh good, we can beat Iraq and North Korea at the same time. How about if we fight China and France at the same time, just to make it a fair fight?
I suppose it will be difficult for the Iraqis and North Koreans to fight at all once we drop smallpox on them. Err, I mean, once the Evil Ones use their smallpox weapons on our immunized troops and end up getting the disease themselves. You know, the weapons they developed from those 2 existing samples of the virus that were stored in, uh, well... it must have been Baghdad and Pyongyang, after the disease was erradicated.