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banking numerology [Aug. 28th, 2002|08:29 pm]
Geoffrey Spear
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The account number that Citizen's assigned to my checking account, which they bought from Mellon a while ago (which was just fine until they decided to change my account number, and give me a new MasterMoney debit card with a different expiration date, making it necessary to change my direct deposit and all of my convenient automatic payments) ends in 666. Clearly, they are even more evil than they seemed at first.

The account number of my new account at PNC, which I opened to switch over after seeing how inconvenient Citizen's wanted to make things for me (plus, they have branches in Columbus), but before I realized that Citizen's was, in fact, Satanic, ends in 5. The last 7 digits add up to 23. Clearly they're controlled by the Discordian Society. Hail!

I'm sure the SEC will understand that their "accounting scandal" was just the inevitable result of the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.