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whee.... watch the stock market surge as CEOs commit perjury on top of all the fraud and embezzlement.
if the SEC requires them to certify their results, what do you think they're going to do? Just admit to crimes that carry sentences of more than their natural lifespans, instead of just committing another crime that will tack on an extra 3 months? If you want to know what's really going on, you need to investigate, not tell the criminals to police themselves.
Watch next week as al qaida incorporates in Texas and makes a donation to the RNC, followed by John Ashcroft announcing that Osama bin Laden will be put in charge of creating strict new laws against terrorism and enforcing them.